Pinoy Stupid!

1) NAP GUTIERREZ INTERVIEWING MANILYN REYNES IN MOVIE MAGAZINE
NAP: Saan ka movie outfit nakakontrata?
MANILYN: So far, hindi ko naman pinoproblema ang mga wardrobes ko kasi
ex-deal naman eh.

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2) JULIE YAP DAZA GUESTING ON VILMA!
JULIE: O Vi nag-guest na ko dito sa show. Ikaw, kailan ka naman
mag-ge-guest
sa show ko?
VILMA: Alam mo naman Tita Julie, busy kami ni Ralph sa pag-a-arrange ng
kasal namin. Siguro pagkatapos na lang ng marriage!

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3) Ang ganda ng gospel number na yon, napaka-enlightening. Teka magpupunas
lang ako, I’m sweatening.
VILMA SANTOS

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4) Thank you, Lucky for the flowers. Where did they came from?
VILMA SANTOS (ulit!)
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5) Salamat po sa Board of Judges. Ito na ho yata ang pinakamaligaya kong
pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat.
MELANIE MARQUEZ’S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR WINNING BEST ACTRESS IN A METRO
FILMFEST
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6) Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali. Mabait kasi ako
eh.
MR. POGI CONTESTANT’S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION:
ANO SA MUKHA MO ANG PINAKA-ASSET MO?

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7) Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. Rosario Liboon, I come
from the beautiful city of Pangasinan…City!
SHE’S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT

*** Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Carmelita Hernandez, I come
from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine!
ANOTHER SHE’S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT

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9) BOY A: O Melanie, do you have any message to your mother-in-law in case
nanonood siya ngayon!
MELANIE: You know what Kuya Boy, I have to speak in English because she
cannot understand Tagalog. (To camera:) You know what Mrs. Dee, I’ve long
been wanting to tell you this… Ang labo mo!

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10) Excuse me, it’s not my fault anymore. It’s your fault anymore!
VILMA SANTOS (na naman! naman…)

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11) CHARLIE ARCEO: EXKYUSH me, Ate LUDSH, I have a QUESHTION to ISHNOOKY.
ISHNOOKY,GUSHTO ko lang SHANANG itanong….
SNOOKY: (SUMINGIT BEFORE CHARLIE COMPLETES HIS QUESTION) Excuse me Charlie,
pero puwede bang isulat mo na lang para malinaw?

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12) OVERHEARD FROM A GIRL NA GALIT SA KARARATING NA BOYFRIEND SA STARBUCKS.
GIRL: My God you’re so late. Where did you… Where have you …Where do
you…saan ka ba galing???
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13) DESSA AFTER SINGING A SPOT NUMBER IN A REGINE VELASQUEZ CONCERT.
DESSA APPARENTLY SANG A VERY VOCALLY CHALLENGING SONG AND AS EXPECTED,
ENDED
IT WITH A THROAT BREAKING NOTE.
REGINE ENTERS.
DESSA: O kala mo ikaw lang ang mataas ang boses. Kaya mo yun?
REGINE: Eh ano ngayon, maganda ka ba?

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14) Sana po’y panoorin natin ang “The Life Story Of Julie Vega”. Alam kong
masaya si Julie ngayon dahil it’s just around the corner.
NADIA MONTENEGRO

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15) I am not an addict. I am the victims!
MELANIE MARQUEZ (nakikipagkompetensya kay Ate Vi sa padamihan ha!)

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16) HOST: Ano ba ang pinaka-favorite mong movie lately, Melanie?
Melanie: Maganda yung kay Emma Thompson at Kate Winslet, yung “Simple and
Simplicity”.
(WALA TALAGANG PAGOD!)

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17) Magandang Tanghali po, ako po si Luzviminda Cortez mula sa Camarines
Sur, sumalangit na po ang inyong kaluluwa!
MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CANDIDATE

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18) Ladies and gentlemen let’s all welcome Miss Sheryl Cruz!
MARTIN NIEVERA PRESENTING RUFFA GUTIERREZ WITH THIS INTRO ON MARTIN AFTER
DARK

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19) BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT NIGHT

HOST: If you only had one of the five senses,
what would you want to have?
CANDIDATE: Uhm… the sense of sight.
HOST: And why is that?
CANDIDATE: Uhm, because…because I have beautiful eyes.
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20) BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT NIGHT

HOST: So you live not far from here. So, how did you come here?
Did you walk or did you ride?
CANDIDATE: Um, of course “did you ride.”
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21) Ladies and gentlemen, take it away with Miss Jean Saburat!
JOE QUIRINO PRESENTING JEAN SABURIT WITH THIS INTRO ON SEEING STARS WITH JQ

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