Pinoy Stupid!

1. Parlor in San Juan is named ‘Cut & Face’.

2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: ‘Starducks’.

3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: ‘Violybee’

4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named ‘café Pindot’.

5. In Manila , there’s a laundry named, ‘Summa Cum Laundry’.

6. Petshop in Ortigas: ‘Pussies and Bitches’.

7. A pet shop in Kamuning: ‘Pakita Mo Pet Mo’.

8. Bakery: ‘Bread Pit’.

9. Bank in Alabang: ‘Alabank’.

10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, ‘Mekeni Rogers’.

11. Restaurant in Pasig : ‘Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina ‘.

12. A boxing gym: ‘Blow Jab’.

13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: ‘Lito Lapida’.

14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called ‘Pakopya ni Edgar’.

15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, ‘Chickpoint’ .

16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: ‘ Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes’.

17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, ‘n@kopi@’.

18. Name of a kambingan, ‘Sa Goat Kita’.

19. A salon somewhere, ‘Curl Up And Dye’.

20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: ‘Gee Congee’.

21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named ‘Wa-Thirst’.

22. A store selling feeds for chickens: ‘Robocock’.

23. Shoe repair in Marikina : ‘Dr. Shoe-Bago’.

24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, ‘SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you’.

25. Petshop: ‘Petness First’

26. Flower shop: ‘Susan’s Roses’.

27. Taxicab: ‘Income Taxi’.

28. A 2nd hand watch store: ‘2nd Time Around’.

29. A squid stall in a wet market: ‘Pusit to the Limit’.

30. A shrimp store: ‘Hipon Coming Back’.

31. A gay lawyer’s extension office: ‘ Nota Republic ‘.

32. A ceiling installer: ‘ Kisame Street ‘.

33. A car repair shop: ‘Bangga ka ‘day?’

34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: ‘Fish Be With You’.

35. A fishball cart named, ‘Poke Poke’.

36. A beauty salon: ‘Saudia Hairlines’.

37. A bakery: ‘Anak Ng Tinapay’.

38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : ‘May Lisa Eatery’.

39. Laundry shop: ‘Wash Your Problem’.

40. This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: ‘Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching’.

41. Ice cream parlor: ‘Dila Lang Ang Katapat’.

42. Chicharon store: ‘Chicha Hut’.

43. Neighborhood pizza store: ‘Pizza Hot’.

44. A fishball cart near UST: ‘Eat My Balls’.

45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: ‘Pinoy Big Barber’.

46. A Resto: ‘The Last Supper’.

47. A goto resto: ‘Goto Ko Pa!’

48. A peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name: ‘Mani ni Papa’.

49. A gym in Malolos: ‘ Gaymann Fitness Center ‘.

50. My brother’s party needs business: ‘Balloon-Balloonan’ .

51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : ‘Lah-Fang’.

52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: ‘Dina Fresh Chicken’.

53. Panaderia: ‘Trimonay Bakeshop’.

54. Salon: ‘Hair Dot Comb’.

55. Signage on a restaurant: ‘We are open 25 hrs. a day – no lunch/dinner breaks!’

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